The Catfish on Broadway

1. The Cast
   
   1.  Summer-  Sexy, bad speller, drug addict, wild.  A millionaire
   
   2.  Huggy-  Nurturing Cat lover.  Loves the Notebook.  Owns a restaurant called Aunt D's.  Raped twice. 
   
   RIP  Murdered January 2015.
   
   3.  Jake-  Handsome, short.  Almost was a father but a paternity test cleared him.  Owns a construction company.  Makes frequent trips to the moon where no internet exists.
   
   4.  Dean-  The hot cardiologist.  Too cool and busy for Facebook.  Logged in as Summer once to check out who she talks to.
   
   5.  Carrie-  Summer's best friend.  Sells vacuum cleaners.  Must hit monthly quota by the 4th day of the month.  Has one leg shorter than the others.
   
   6.  Pamela-  The lesbian paralegal.
   
   7.  Ava-  Random hooker that shows up on occasion to be called a whore. Gave Jake a free blowjob once.
   
   8.  Briar-  Huggys Best Friend.  Only comments to say sweet things.  No profile picture because she said she was too ugly for one.
   
   9.  Jenna-  The cunt!  Likes to announce publicly everytime Summer has an abortion.  Was run over on the sidewalk by Summer.
   
   RIP  Killed in car accident.
   
   10.  Paula-  Bitchy Cop's wife.  Sister in Law to summer.
   
   11.  Matt-  Random male character whose job is to say Summer is pretty.
   
   12.  Steve-  Random male character with same job as Matt.  Plays poker with Jake.
   
   13.  Samantha-  Huggys oldest daughter.
   
   13a.   Samanthas new baby.  Born in December out of the blue.  A Miracle Baby.
   
   14.  Sheenalea-  Huggys daughter.
   
   15.  Dylan and Nicole-  Huggys other kids.  Never seen.
   
   16.  Chrissy-  Cook at Huggys restaurant.
   
   17.  Tony- exhusband of Huggy.  Too cool for facebook.
   
   RIP died of a heart attack in Jan. 2015.
   
   18.  Kathy Reynolds-  Huggys first fake profile friend in 2011.  Quiet. 
   
   19.  The Real Huggy-  Made cameo when the fake huggy gave the real huggy her password. 
   
   20.  Carley-  Cunt.  Character was killed off via block after one too many insults.
   
   21.  Olivia-  Summers favorite daughter.  Starred in many videos.  Watched the Brady Bunch on a laptop.
   
   22.  2 other daughters-  No need to say their names.  They werent featured like Olivia was.
   
   23.  Missy-  New old friend that appeared for 2 hours a day before Huggy was murdered. 
   
   24, Karla Palmer.- Boring Friend
   
   25. Leah- Cunt. Killed off early.
   
   26. Kameron- Seldom seen
   
   Special Appearances
   
   1.  Stan- won an Emmy.  Was told by Summer hes a one hit wonder and should shove that Emmy up his ass.
   
   2.  Ben-  The skitzophrenic deleter.  Talks for hours with Huggy and Summer.  Gives advice.  Deletes them after personal talks for no reason.
   
   3. Barry Wilmas- Celebrity Superstar. Sent Summer an autographed picture once.
   
   
   
   Locations:
   
   
   1.  Sunnybrook Hospital:  Where Summer was in a coma for 24 hours and then on Facebook after she woke up.  Where Summer fought Menginitis for a week.  Escaped briefly to steal a car.  Also, where Huggy died 6 hours after hitting her head on a block of ice when the stalker hit her once. 
   
   2.  Back Alley Abortion Clinic-  Where Summer had 2 abortions.  One was botched which led her back to Sunnybrook to fix the hemorraging. 
   
   3. Unknown Crack House-  Where Summer bought heroin and cocaine whenever someone died or if she was about to get more probation on top of her current probation.
   
   4.  Ski Slopes-  random activity thrown in
   
   5.  California-  where Summer gave a bath to a homeless man and bought him shoes.
   
   6.  Mexico-  where Huggy vacationed but her friend lost her purse and Huggy paid for everything.
   
   7.  Texas.- where Huggy vacationed and Summer with the help of 6 profiles told her that her house was on fire and the cats were dead.  Huggy cut short her trip.
   
   8.  Buffalo-   boat trip central.
   
   9.  New York-  Dean had a seminar there and Summer shopped.