Fuck that Shit

I learned a new phrase today:

Fuck that Shit.

Sure, I've heard it before but it has never been directed at me.  Since, no one has ever said it to me, I've never put much thought into this beautiful and poetic 3 word phrase.

It was a simple conversation I was having with my girlfriend.  I made a slight remark how I was feeling at that moment.  Then, like a rabid dog, this woman exclaimed, "FUCK THAT SHIT!"

My first reaction was to examine this phrase and see what it means.  So, I headed to the best reference in the world:  urbandictionary.com.


Here's the first defintion of FUCK THAT SHIT:

A more polite way to say "I disagree with you or I may have another plan that may be different than yours."

i.e.  My homeys gonna rob the liquor stoh again tonite. I say fuck that shit, I got home work! It's a goddamn school night!

Okay, I get it.  Fuck that shit is for black people what forget about it is for the Sopranos.

Since I am on the subject of stereotypes, I decided to read more definitions of Fuck that Shit.

Here is the 6th defintion of Fuck that Shit on urbandictionary:

The new, hip, slightly more vulgar way of saying "no way jose".

So, now Fuck that Shit is for suburban white kids what no way Jose is for Mexicans.


So, I am considering trying an experiment the next time I go to Taco Bell.  When the obnoxious girl at the drive through window asks me if I want hot sauce with my order of an authentic Mexican pizza, I am simply going to respond by saying, "Fuck that Shit."


Then, I will record her response and see how "Hip" she thinks I am.


Then, I will return an hour later and when she asks me the same fucking question about hot sauce, I will respond with, "No way Jose".


Something tells me Fuck that Shit is much more convincing and intimidating.


Anyway, I am rather enjoying using my new phrase.


So, here are some examples of when Fuck that Shit is appropriate:

Dad:  Suzie, are you and David using condoms?
Suzie:  Fuck that shit.  I want to feel him inside me.

Boss:  Did you hit budget this month?
Employee:  Fuck that shit.  The economy sucks.

Wife:  Honey, will you take the trash out?
Husband:  Fuck that shit.  I'm watching Delta Force 8.  Chuck Norris is kicking ass.


And speaking of antequated phrases, the other day, this douche at my work said, "I am kicking ass and taking names."


Really, Mr. Middle Aged Man?  I haven't used that phrase since I was 15 while playing whiffle ball in P.E. class.


And what does that exactly mean?  So, if you kick someone's ass, you take his name?  If that theory is true, then there is a 40 year old retard walking around right now with my name.


And if you don't get what that means, I will just say that a retard named Manuel kicked my ass when I was in 2nd grade.  Yes, a real retard with Down Syndrome.  He was 15 years old.  I was like 8 years old.


Anyway, I am proud of my new phrase.  I will be saying Fuck that Shit every chance I get.


What phrases do you use?

What phrases do you hate?