First of all, I will not claim to be completely innocent. Sure, I've done the tough guy thing on here. No, I have never shown any body parts to any unsuspecting women. I do not claim to have figured out the vagina and all its' gadgets. Obviously, I am not a sexually frustrated woman. Certainly, I've watched my share of porn. Sometimes, I shop online. I know nothing about video games. So, I suppose I am guilty of just a couple things I have listed.
Twenty years ago, this thing did not really exist. A Friday night either included a lonely night of Texas Walker Ranger or a night out with friends. There was no facebooking or playing some moronic video game or an instant messenger where you have pretend dates with faceless people. Meeting men or women did not involve a profile picture and a self-written biography embellishing impressive stats hoping to meet the love of your life. There was no place to post a status letting the world know that you are drunk or just got laid.
You either went out or stayed home and watched TV.
But I'm thinking, why did something so technological in nature cause us to revert back to our evolutionary roots. As technology moves forward, we as people move backwards. It's almost like once we turn our computers on, we are a bunch of Fred Flintstones spending the weekend with the Jetsons.
Let's start with the tough guys: Most of them are short. Remember the days when fighting involved some overly emotional dude who would rip off his shirt right before he was ready to throw a punch? Those are the same people that are internet tough guys. Short men with a short fuse. Because they never feel too secure in themselves, they now use the internet as a means to prove they are bigger than what their measurements say.
It's almost like the internet has given these men an opportunity to enact revenge for all of those years they were bullied growing up.
Next, we have the flashers: On a rare occasion, as a kid, I would hear on the news about a flasher exposing himself to women in mall parking lots. It always involved a trenchcoat. Like I said, "on a rare occasion". Flashing was not on the top 100 crimes committed list.
Now with the internet, most women expect some asshole to show his penis for no reason at all if they dare just say "hello" to a man online. Actually, in most cases, a "hello" isn't necessary.
For some reason, men now think it's super cute to show women their dicks. I may have missed the memo but I almost feel unusual for having never aimed a camera at my own.
The reason men show their penises to women online is for two reasons: Some men have this flawed belief that women think exactly like men do. Because men like tits and ass and all things visual, they assume women must too. It's called being egocentric.
The other reason men do the online flashing thing is simply for the shock factor. It's the same reason men will hold you down while they fart in your face. It's funny to us.
What men don't understand is that it is equally as creepy to send dick pictures to a woman as it is to stand in the mall parking lot flashing high school girls with your trench coat on.
Next, we have the sexually gifted men. Notice how almost every man on the internet claims to love eating pussy? Let's be honest here. Look, I want my girlfriend happy and I will do what it takes to keep her that way. But let's not pretend that the vagina tastes like pizza and beer. There are things happening in there that sex ed. classes don't even talk about. So, stop saying you love it and stop saying your good at it.
That's the other problem with the internet.... every fucking guy claims to have mastered sex. They all last an hour and they can please a woman like no other. Either all of these women who claim about having bad sex with their boyfriends and husbands are lying or all of their men don't use the internet.
Let's be honest again... About one out of every ten men are good in bed. Two out of ten are trying really hard. And the other seven THINK they are good and while they are busy bragging online about it, their women are off with those one out of ten men.
Next, we have the sexually frustrated women. These are women that love their online erotica. Some of them write erotica themselves. They will use some profile picture of a hot chick but most of them fall into the overweight category. And that's not a joke. Most erotica writers are big women.
Sexually frustrated women usually are cock hungry. They will flirt with any man that shows them attention. They will claim to love everything men do: blowjobs, beer, farting, Fight Club and so on. Ironically, sexually frustrated women are usually dating or married to the reality challenged men that believe they are sexually gifted men.
The biggest group of people that the internet has created are the porn obsessed crowd. Before the internet was born, most of us could get off by seeing a breast on some documentary about the lost tribes in Africa.
Now, porn is so easily accessible, many people have become so bored with normal sex, they have turned to animal porn, scat porn, group sex porn, and so on. We have become so desensitized to the human anatomy, a lot of us are now needing to see more unnatural things.
The internet has turned the normal fantasies of people into circus acts.
The internet has caused most of us to become lazy and quite frankly, we get bored even more.
It's like television. Thirty years ago, we only had 4 channels to choose from. But no one complained. Once cable became popular, we began to complain that we had "100 channels and nothing is on".
The internet is now the new television. We get bored with our social networks and complain how stupid they are. We get bored with our man on woman porn and look for man on amputee midget riding a horse porn.
It has turned us into people that went out on friday nights looking for dates or hanging out with friends to staying home and browsing picture of anonymous faces or talking to someone that lives 2000 miles away.
Like it or not, our technology has not improved us as a people.
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